I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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