ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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