I bet he comes in French.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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