What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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