You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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