Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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hot dogs fit in doughnut holes
wow i'm so sorry. what an asshole
i love the word fucktard too!
I gave a chick eye herpes by bashing her face open in a filthy public swimming pool.
yeah 2:42- it doesn't make sense.... this site is fuckd up.
Doogie again because I'm a fucking idiot and I have skitzophrenia-
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Bummer...Best of luck!
I know you can go to jail for knowingly passing on HIV...is that true for other STI's as well? This texter should look into pressing charges. And also learn to use a condom.
I would buy him some pimple cream for it and add some skin burning acid to the mix. Lather it up and walk away. People that spread STD's should be put in jail.
he's an asshole and you're a dumbass
4:40 I didn't say I was proud of giving the chick eye herpes. It happened during a rough-housing accident when we were 11. And jump the fuck off of 4:35, they had a valid question and I'm sure they will educate themselves without your supreme fucking guidance. Go drink the stuff under your kitchen sink, it's delicious.
4:40.1- It is unclear why you think 4:35 needs to "get educated"...seems like a valid question to me.
pimples dont form on the penis i guess you didnt have physical health classes where you go huh
Yea well unless said douche wrestles naked or plays hefty amounts of tummy sticks he contracted his lil friend from raw doggin balls deep a lil sticky wet mess
you should never trust a doctor who wants you to examine HIS penis.
Everything's funny until you get herpes. Then everything's hilarious.
Just a stupid Slut from Cary... whore
4:41 it's totally possible, if maybe you'd read, like anything. Ever. But yeah, she's fucking dumb.
You can still get herpes even with a condom, people. Breakouts can include thighs and such too -- i.e. places a condom won't cover but you'll still contact during sex.
THIS POST IS FAKE. its a reference to something else i heard the other day--might have been another text from last night, i just cant remember.
4:52 what? So doctors don't get healthcare now? WTF.
I don't feel sorry for anyone who doesn't protect themselves, you got what you asked for, playing with fire will eventually get you burned, and so will stupidity, a pimple on his dick? For real, yah NO!
Guys should just have condoms permanently stapled on, all the time. *pause* I should really lay off the hatorade.
What an asshole? what a retard. In that case let me shoot into your vag with you not on the pill or anything and you wont get knocked up stupid fuck
why risk it, put a rubber on him if you see something like that!
U deserve the "pimple" for being a fucking retard
was that 15 min of pleasure worth it? wrap it up u skank
3:25- because she found out because of a doctor visit... meaning that she has herpes now.
Maybe giving you the gift that keeps on giving was the only thing he had to show his gratitude
i love it when people say fuck tard!
Uh, even if it was a zit, I'd wrap it up.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well that sucks.....
Anyone ever seen the movie "Kids"? Sooooo fucked up!
Maybe some of us have never had a zit on our dick, fuck tard. Have fun poppin those, douche your package more.
the text never said she fucked the dick... how do you know she didnt just SEE it?
I love cocks with acne on them
People who willingly pass on STDs to others are FUCKED up and I really do want to look up any legal penalties for doing that. But remember, people who pass it on out of ignorance/unsafe habits vastly outnumber the crazies who pass it on knowingly.
they should look into this spammer.. sounds like a fucking psycho
a penis pimple?! you seriously believed that?
Ohh you seem so pround 4:33. GROW the fuck up.
And you 4:35, wow. Get educated.
Well now you have learn your lesson the hard way...
WHY WOULD YOU FUCK SOMEONE WITH A PIMPLE ON THEIR DICK!?
I knew a doogie once, he used to eat his boogers.
WHY WOULD YU FUCK SOMEONE THAT HAS A PIMPLE ON THEIR DICK!?
bumps do occur on your penis that are not related to STDs. you guys are fucking morons... please do your research/be sexually aware. but yea shouldve used a condom just to be sure.
"Barebacking is for retarded high school dropouts, unless you are in an exclusive relationship."
and even then you have to trust the other one to not cheat on you and give you something. it's a lose-lose sit.
hahaha, little neil patrick harris!!!!
Pimples can form on the dick, like 1:35 says. But, even if it wasn't an std, why take the chance of barebacking with a possible open sore on his dick? As a guy, I can say that if my boa even feels remotely chafed, I'm double bagging.
Barebacking is for retarded high school dropouts, unless you are in an exclusive relationship.
sorry you had to find out the hard way...
2:11 is just mad because his dick is so small there's not room for a pimple.
1:24 why do you even care so much? chill out.
That is pretty fucking dumb to take his word that it is only a pimple on his dick, and who the fuck gets a zit on there cock anyways? If you answer yes to that, get some antibiotics, fast.
soooo he says he has a pimple dick and you say "okay stick it in there!"?? oh you genius
you deserved the herpes.
Ive never heard of anyone having zits on there shaft, maybe one under the nut sack, but not on the shaft. i feel sorry for the guy that gets a pimple on his schlong.
pimples do too form on dicks.. look it up
herpies the gift that keeps on giving. always wear a bag
haha this thread is quite entertaining :)
rule for grownups:
if you don't know ALL of their sexual history, use a condom. don't trust what they say. simple plan!
true about the herpe being passed by skin, wrestlers get it all the time on non genital areas like arms and legs because they grapple around with each other. also why they get ringworm a lot.
you can get pimples anywhere there is a hair follicle. seems like some of you are dumb.
oooohhh. that's bad. makes me wanna suddenly do a vagina check, tho.
Doogie - Please stop wasting all the Ranch I buy at the store. Love, Mom.
The REAL Doogie-
Why don't you just off my back and stop bugging me. I'm trying to masturbate with a bottle of ranch dressing.
2:08, thanks Doogie Howser.
you can too get a pimple on you penis but it looks like a pimple NOT herpes?!
wow best of luck.. and umm now that u have it anyway.. do it again but this time bite it off
Doogie once again-
Sorry, I meant to mention I was a transvestite. I got it done about 2 minutes ago.
You can't tell the difference between a pimple and a pustule? really?
anyone know anything about HPV?
2:19 don't waste your time. 2:17 couldn't find a clit if he had a flashlight, a map, and his entire w.o.w. crew texting pointers. lmao
wow i can't believe you believed him saying it was pimple on his dick and didn't use a condom.
...im pretty sure your hair color is blond.
Usually how it goes Doogie, sad that we know more about their bodies than they do. You would think with all the "hands-on" experience they get with it they would learn some shit!
1:55 There already is. It's called myspace.
1:30p Sure focus on the exception rather than the rule. Maybe one guy out of a hundred has a legitimate, harmless pimple, while the rest have open herpes sores, but because it's POSSIBLE, you should give Dirty McDirtyson the benefit of the doubt. It's brilliant, go with it and spread your wisdom to your ignorant friends too.
1:27 why should I take it easy on someone who doesn’t think to have him bag it up when there is something on his cock, I don’t care if it a freaking mole that looks weird.
Thats what you get for barebacking it
oooooo you're in for some serious pain girl.
I'm a little behind... But to 1:21 -- There is a law against knowingly spreading STDs. You CAN be charged. (Which, in my opinion, is a very valid law.)
Doogie - I'd do you. Male. Female. Transvestite. Let's do this.
Doogie, stop masturbating with salad dressing, no wonder your little weenie has an acne problem.
you're stupid as fuck to have believed that. you shouldn't be having sex if you're that retarded.
I have Genital Herpes. And I still don't.
pimple on a dick? even if thats possible, it doesnt seem very likely. dumb bitch.
Fuck, thats my dick, i was going to pop it.
Im a hermaphrodite, so I know more about weenies and va jay jays than you.
Smeggma!. Doesn't have to be herpes
Dont be a fool! Wrap your tool!
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Well, what do you expect? There are a shit ton of people on here not understanding their own damn bodies. Doesn't it frighten you that people are so incredibly stupid that they cannot even figure out whether or not a pecker can get a zit? If they don't know something that basic, or if they profess to and blame it on "hair follicles", then SOMEONE needs to educate their dumb asses.
ADHD has officially hit this site. Sound the alarm.
11:31: you NEVER know ALL of their sexual history, even if they say you do. 1) Get tested every 6 months, most states do the big STD's for free. 2) don't fuck a random w/o a condom. 3) if you are in a LTR, go get tested together, build trust, and then, maybe, you can toss the rubbers... but remember, babies are an STD too!
4:33 gives one example of why I never go to public pools. You have no idea what's in the water.
Sad that 1:25 has to post those no-brainers but with drunken hookups getting nothing but Good Night votes I'm surprised we don't see a lot more of these I just got teh herpes" posts. 3:31 tells why: Condoms aren't a magic bullet.
BTW, I know stats and I know how STDs are spread. But go ahead and call me a bible-thumper or a prude if it'll make you feel better about not liking what I'm saying
this text is fake, the submitter got it from a joke somewhere else
3:25, you arent very smart are you. Related to Doogie by any chance?
My PEN-is bigger than yours
1:43 Lube between the rubbers prevents that. Just make sure there is enough meat to keep the rubber from slipping off
u can get herpes even with a condom. It's a skin transmitted disease.
2:02 - i meant official. like, your doctor has a log-on for this website, and is required to register your std as part of his protocol for treatment. you know, like when he tells you to use that cream, always wear a condom when you have any sexual contact, and by the way your name will now be on the national registry of sexually transmitted diseases, for the protection of all other citizens.
this is why i do not trust men...
My "little weenie" would actually be called a clitoris, because I am a woman. Sad that a woman knows more about the functions of the penis than the average dumbass who wields it.
Anywhere there are sebaceous (oil glands), a zit or pimple can form. Guess what guys...you have sebaceous glands on your apparatus.
Stop being dirty and stupid...pick better partners and use a condom, for fuck's sake.
that's your own damn fault for not wrapping up
regardless of whether you can get a pimple on the penis, who the fuck is desperate enough to bounce on a dick with a pimple anyways? hope you at least got an iPod outta the deal or something.
Ya'll are fricken hilarious! Don't pop that zit---it'll spread to your asshole next!!!!
yeah this is your stupidity for more than one reason. one, for not realizing pimples don't form on dicks. and two, for not using a condom anyway.
9:38 I knew what you mean. I was being a smartass and insinuating everyone still on myspace has an std.
don't double bag! friction makes the condom much more likely to break!
WOW and yooo believed him 80
representing Durham well
Lamebook? "Smooth Move"
Let's play a little game called one in four. OHHHHH, so sorry. Looks like this contestant won't be moving on to the lightning round. Math is only funny until you get herpes.
lol, a pimple on the dick is always a red flag. better cover up.
Ranch dressing? Really?
What's next: hot dog and donut jokes?
fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.....
there is a hotdog joke for you.
How can dude spam like that yet perfectly logical posts I try t omake get that damn error message?
you know how there's a website for registered sex offenders? i think people with STDs should have to register somewhere, too. i mean, yeah, it may not be fair to the honest people with STDs who got it from some asshole like that, but i think even they can agree that they wish it had been there before. cause some people get something, and they're like, fuck, i have it. i don't care about anybody else. they can get it too. ugh. so messed up.