Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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