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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:18pm

    Wow, that is funny...but beyond horrible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:15am

    May have been a GUY that said it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:32pm

    Why not just try both at once? ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:41am

    GIVE HER MY NUMBER... FRIEND.

  • 91 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:16pm

    at least he was honest

  • 92 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:40am

    it's like how to not fuck either one in a single text.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:38pm

    at least they're honets

  • 89 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:33am

    you dont ask you dont get , heres hoping the message was passed on ;o)

  • 95 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:52am

    agree ^^. college stories @ oicollege.com

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:23pm

    9:40 hahahah, hilaarious...

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:24pm

    At least she's honest about it. Better than finding out when you walk in on them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:28pm

    my jaw is still dropped, that's horrible.. but hilarious. 3sum ftw!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:56am

    pretty much have been there but by the time these words were spoken he already fucked her the night bebore! diickk

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:12pm

    yeah. i posted this. needless to say, im no longer dating him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:43am

    i thought it was quite sensible really! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:45am

    got to love los angeles...

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    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 24, 10 at 10:05pm

    I'm the friend u wanna fuck and u wanna have sex with and the one where u get to touch and stick ur tongue up my penis,baby.\nu know u want to but first let's have sex u bitch.