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  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:07pm

    Was it the first time they were having sex? Or the first time that you had seen Asians having sex?

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:13pm

    HAHAHAHAH smart phone corrective text FTW!

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:16pm

    Obviously he wasn't using the iPhone though because it would have capitalized I and changes hes to he's. Just sayin the OP is just retarted for putting duck instead of fuck

    • 37 54
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:04pm

      um considering they were more than likely at a party, it was probably the alcohols mistake and not the OP's, retard.

    • 25 50
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:05pm

      oh and its retarDed, more evidence to the fact that you are clearly the one with mental problems here.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:55pm

    The iPhone auto-corrects fuck to duck you dumbass pieces of shits

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:57pm

    Fail :( hit.... It**

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:13pm

    i was there, and they're asian , thats why she said duck. not smart phone correction. and you have nooooo idea how terrible that night was, but yet entertaining, haha

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:51pm

    What the duck? I prefer soy.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:31pm

    Hey 3:16, you might want to spell retarded right before accusing others of being that way.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:14am

    LIKE LONG DUCK DONG FROM 16 CANDLES. win. azn win.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:19pm

    It doesnt say duck if you type fuck enough, its a learning dictionary. Fuck.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:56pm

    Why the hell ia everyone so concerned with grammer and punctuation. Half if not most are usin phones. And its a TEXTING site...who gives a fuck if something ain't spelled right?? Get the dicks out of your ass and relax.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:28pm

    what a shitty text...if your gonna make shit up at least be a little believable

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:34pm

    it could be any phone using T9. but then again, why would anyone own a phone that wasn't an iphone... because that's just silly.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:02pm

    My favorite part of this is the word "duck" because I have been there on an iPhone/iPod touch so many times.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:16pm

    how the hell did you get into that situation?

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:28pm

    Yeah, what the ducking duck, yo. That's ducked up.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:22pm

    this is one of the most poorly written texts I have ever seen. Are you a FOB?

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:11pm

    There was a duck involved here?

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:27pm

    racists piece of shits.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:10pm

    Asian girls are the hottest girls around

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:01pm

    Maybe it's fake because it was this same situation was on Spike's 100 best ways to die...this was #1. Creative OP.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:57pm

    I want to hear a good KY Jelly joke.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:32pm

    Prease herro. Ching how Ming hua

  • 32 35
    Submitted by latinalove on Feb 25, 11 at 2:32am

    Lame this happened on the show 1000 ways to die. Total rip off. Lammmee

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:50pm

    Lmmfao you can always tell when someone has an iPhone....you just got iPwnd!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:55pm

    Might be an iPhone....mine does it CONSTANTLY!!!!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:24pm

    Ok I have to ask, what does OP mean? I see people using it on here all the time

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:02pm

    YEP 1000 ways to die.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by aberration on Mar 5, 10 at 2:02am

    Love the iPhone correction on "duck"

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:46pm

    We learn to accept iphoners haha it's ok

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:17pm

    Ducking iPhone!!!!!!! Lmao

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:45pm

    hahaha ewwwww asians

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:56pm

    Classic iPhone auto-correct and yes mine already knows the word fuck haha hit even changes duck to fuck.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:49pm

    1000 ways to die. these moderators are losing their edge.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:26pm

    Sounds like that episode of 1000 ways to die! Haha

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:41am

    what are you wating for ask to join the party bro

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:58am

    Haha, <3 the corrective of fuck to duck! Drives me crazy everytime! Damn u iPhone!

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:31pm

    sounds like 1000 ways to die. i freaking love that show.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:51am

    My iPhone always corrects fuck to duck dammit..

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:46pm

    bro hes on an iphone, my iphone replaces fuck with duck

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:53pm

    You said duck instead of fuck. Damn iPhone autocorrector.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:37pm

    Ocean Pacific (Holla if you remember!!)

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:37pm

    maybe cus asian guy had a small dick, per stereotype, he had to seizure on her to make her feel something and/or to be able to at least slide part of it IN to her..thats how asians 'duck'

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:52am

    Lolz iPhone autocorrect

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:33am

    What the duck? Time to update your iPhones auto-correct.

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:44am

    Hey with other fones u don't have cool shit

  • 41 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:39pm

    Asians smell like king pow chicken. And they all look the same

  • 33 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:14pm

    Learn to type douche bag