Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • HAHAHAHAH smart phone corrective text FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:13pm
  • The iPhone auto-corrects fuck to duck you dumbass pieces of shits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:55pm
  • What the duck? I prefer soy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Obviously he wasn't using the iPhone though because it would have capitalized I and changes hes to he's. Just sayin the OP is just retarted for putting duck instead of fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:16pm
    • um considering they were more than likely at a party, it was probably the alcohols mistake and not the OP's, retard.

      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:04pm
    • oh and its retarDed, more evidence to the fact that you are clearly the one with mental problems here.

      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:05pm
  • I want to hear a good KY Jelly joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:57pm
  • i was there, and they're asian , thats why she said duck. not smart phone correction. and you have nooooo idea how terrible that night was, but yet entertaining, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Was it the first time they were having sex? Or the first time that you had seen Asians having sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Lame this happened on the show 1000 ways to die. Total rip off. Lammmee

    Submitted by latinalove on Feb 25, 11 at 2:32am
  • Fail :( hit.... It**

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:57pm
  • My favorite part of this is the word "duck" because I have been there on an iPhone/iPod touch so many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:02pm
  • It doesnt say duck if you type fuck enough, its a learning dictionary. Fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Hey 3:16, you might want to spell retarded right before accusing others of being that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:31pm
  • it could be any phone using T9. but then again, why would anyone own a phone that wasn't an iphone... because that's just silly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:34pm
  • YEP 1000 ways to die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Asian girls are the hottest girls around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:10pm
  • LIKE LONG DUCK DONG FROM 16 CANDLES. win. azn win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:14am
  • this is one of the most poorly written texts I have ever seen. Are you a FOB?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:22pm
  • racists piece of shits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Ducking iPhone!!!!!!! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Haha, <3 the corrective of fuck to duck! Drives me crazy everytime! Damn u iPhone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:58am
  • Maybe it's fake because it was this same situation was on Spike's 100 best ways to die...this was #1. Creative OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:01pm
  • There was a duck involved here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Lmmfao you can always tell when someone has an iPhone....you just got iPwnd!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Might be an iPhone....mine does it CONSTANTLY!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Yeah, what the ducking duck, yo. That's ducked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Classic iPhone auto-correct and yes mine already knows the word fuck haha hit even changes duck to fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Love the iPhone correction on "duck"

    Submitted by aberration on Mar 5, 10 at 2:02am
  • how the hell did you get into that situation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:16pm
  • sounds like 1000 ways to die. i freaking love that show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Why the hell ia everyone so concerned with grammer and punctuation. Half if not most are usin phones. And its a TEXTING site...who gives a fuck if something ain't spelled right?? Get the dicks out of your ass and relax.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:56pm
  • what are you wating for ask to join the party bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:41am
  • what a shitty text...if your gonna make shit up at least be a little believable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:28pm
  • bro hes on an iphone, my iphone replaces fuck with duck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Prease herro. Ching how Ming hua

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:32pm
  • We learn to accept iphoners haha it's ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:46pm
  • maybe cus asian guy had a small dick, per stereotype, he had to seizure on her to make her feel something and/or to be able to at least slide part of it IN to her..thats how asians 'duck'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:37pm
  • hahaha ewwwww asians

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Ok I have to ask, what does OP mean? I see people using it on here all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:24pm
  • 1000 ways to die. these moderators are losing their edge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Sounds like that episode of 1000 ways to die! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:26pm
  • You said duck instead of fuck. Damn iPhone autocorrector.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Lolz iPhone autocorrect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:52am
  • My iPhone always corrects fuck to duck dammit..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:51am
  • Ocean Pacific (Holla if you remember!!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:37pm
  • What the duck? Time to update your iPhones auto-correct.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:33am
  • Hey with other fones u don't have cool shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:44am
  • Learn to type douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Asians smell like king pow chicken. And they all look the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:39pm