i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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HAHAHAHAH smart phone corrective text FTW!
The iPhone auto-corrects fuck to duck you dumbass pieces of shits
What the duck?
I prefer soy.
Obviously he wasn't using the iPhone though because it would have capitalized I and changes hes to he's. Just sayin the OP is just retarted for putting duck instead of fuck
um considering they were more than likely at a party, it was probably the alcohols mistake and not the OP's, retard.
oh and its retarDed, more evidence to the fact that you are clearly the one with mental problems here.
I want to hear a good KY Jelly joke.
i was there, and they're asian , thats why she said duck. not smart phone correction. and you have nooooo idea how terrible that night was, but yet entertaining, haha
Was it the first time they were having sex? Or the first time that you had seen Asians having sex?
Lame this happened on the show 1000 ways to die. Total rip off. Lammmee
Fail :( hit.... It**
My favorite part of this is the word "duck" because I have been there on an iPhone/iPod touch so many times.
It doesnt say duck if you type fuck enough, its a learning dictionary.
Hey 3:16, you might want to spell retarded right before accusing others of being that way.
it could be any phone using T9. but then again, why would anyone own a phone that wasn't an iphone... because that's just silly.
YEP 1000 ways to die.
Asian girls are the hottest girls around
LIKE LONG DUCK DONG FROM 16 CANDLES. win. azn win.
this is one of the most poorly written texts I have ever seen. Are you a FOB?
racists piece of shits.
Ducking iPhone!!!!!!! Lmao
Haha, <3 the corrective of fuck to duck! Drives me crazy everytime! Damn u iPhone!
Maybe it's fake because it was this same situation was on Spike's 100 best ways to die...this was #1. Creative OP.
There was a duck involved here?
Lmmfao you can always tell when someone has an iPhone....you just got iPwnd!
Might be an iPhone....mine does it CONSTANTLY!!!!
Yeah, what the ducking duck, yo. That's ducked up.
Classic iPhone auto-correct and yes mine already knows the word fuck haha hit even changes duck to fuck.
Love the iPhone correction on "duck"
how the hell did you get into that situation?
sounds like 1000 ways to die. i freaking love that show.
Why the hell ia everyone so concerned with grammer and punctuation. Half if not most are usin phones. And its a TEXTING site...who gives a fuck if something ain't spelled right?? Get the dicks out of your ass and relax.
what are you wating for ask to join the party bro
what a shitty text...if your gonna make shit up at least be a little believable
bro hes on an iphone, my iphone replaces fuck with duck
Prease herro. Ching how Ming hua
We learn to accept iphoners haha it's ok
maybe cus asian guy had a small dick, per stereotype, he had to seizure on her to make her feel something and/or to be able to at least slide part of it IN to her..thats how asians 'duck'
hahaha ewwwww asians
Ok I have to ask, what does OP mean? I see people using it on here all the time
1000 ways to die. these moderators are losing their edge.
Sounds like that episode of 1000 ways to die! Haha
You said duck instead of fuck. Damn iPhone autocorrector.
Lolz iPhone autocorrect
My iPhone always corrects fuck to duck dammit..
Ocean Pacific (Holla if you remember!!)
What the duck? Time to update your iPhones auto-correct.
Hey with other fones u don't have cool shit
Learn to type douche bag
Asians smell like king pow chicken. And they all look the same