He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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I laughed harder @546 than I have laughed at this site in a while
shitty song and band??? that song is nothing short of a musical masterpiece and that band was god's gift to southern rock... until he took that gift away in the shape of a plane crash
and of course it was from the south cuz its awesome
every post on this site is fake now that it has blown up. People just want to see if they can get on
that would be fun if you were the breaker, but that would totally suck if you were the breakee...
good song, though (:
has happened to be .... pathedic.
I had an ex play Dust in the Wind on the guitar when I was picking up my stuff from his house.
you should have queefed right in his mouth
i just shat a quarter.... thought you would want to know that
"Californication" TV show reference?
how does this even get on here? it's not funny, it's pretty sad...
Skynyrd sucks? You suck!
i have done that same thing
dont feel bad I was dumped to the song Apologize fml
whoever did this is my new hero, fuck all of the other shit i 've read on here this is the best!!! i bet he had a mullet! extra points if so!
lmfao @ 4:31 and 4:36.
kyle, is this you? please tell me you didn't break up with ANOTHER girl to this song.
Sounds like a good night for him.
And it's a funny idea, but Skynyrd truly does suck.
I have a buddy who did this to a girl he dated in high school, except he told her he wrote it. She didn't figure it out for like 2 fucking years
Dude, that totally happened tome too- my area code is 678. Think its the same guy??
the song would just make the breakup that much better
Great song but that breakup song idea is more retarded than Obama. And that's insulting to the mentaly chalenged.
I'm not gonna say i broke up with a girl to this song, but the song kinda did it for me, it said what needed to be said. the being the case R.I,P. Dwayne.
Fuck you guys, Skynyrd is freakin amazing. Espcially that song
I knew this was from the south before looking at the area code.
everything else aside, at least this guys got class
i hope you broke down and cried your little eyes out bitch
sounds like a kid...
what song is it you wanna here?!?!?
There is no better break up song than Bomb The Music Industry's I Don't Love You Anymore.
I voted bad night just because of the song choice. Did he play the entire song? Because that's a long break-up.
hello insult, meet injury
do this in high school when nothing really matters, it will be a great story when you're an adult
It should be Too Short's song "Let My Nuts Go, Biatch!"
Fuck someone stole my idea for greatest breakup in the universe!
haha that happened to my mom in highschool.thats a childish thing to do.what a chicken shit
Face fuck her and call her a slut
ahhhahaha oh no! that is horrible and hilarious
epic, im going to use this next time i have to break up with a girl....
At least he didn't play you a shitty song.
thats funny as hell though, i cant immagine you let him get through the whole song though. but i also agree that it would have been much funnier if it was on guitar hero.
What kind of a pussy breaks up with a song? Even if it is Free Bird?
you can tell because they are all one liners with some stupid banal witticism. BULLSHT
Well hey you're freeeeee as birrrrrrrd now!!!
you cant change you need prayer.. its just that simple.. @toojiggy suck it!
lame way of breaking up,
but that song is EPIC
this song is AWESOME!
its only good if he actually air guitared the guitar solo at the end, while naked and helicoptering his junk.
AHAHAHAHA I would be absolutely fine with that breakup.
Skynrd songs suck for any occassion except maybe if they played it at Jonestown when they all drank the kook-aid. The best breakup songs are by the Mentors and GG Allin. Look up the song titles yourselves and tell me I'm right, fuckers.
I have done it too, but it was on the radio by chance. I think she appreciated it.
Lynyrd Skynyrd FTW!!!
thank god you're out of that relationship
That's pretty good but "Kissing you Good Bye" by Waylon Jennings would have been better. "Get you tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you good bye"
My high school gf used this same exact song. I was like "good guitar solo... now what did you want to talk to me about?" That was the only time in my life I've ever been dumped, incidentally.
not even a good break up song
3:21 is an asshole. that song is amazing, and lynyrd skynyrd is considered one of the best bands of american history. go back to your own fucking country if you dont like it.
i would be honored for this to be my break up song, actually.
That is what we call OWNED ladies and gentlemen.
4:51 defiantly wins, hats off my friend.
hahahahah oh my god, i had a guy do this to me too. i laughed. gooood riddance
haha I know someone that did this actually
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land...
It'd be funnier if he did it while playing it on Guitar Hero. And urinating on her foot.
3:21 get fucked. free bird is an awesome song. You probably sit in your room and listen to britney spears' "lucky" and cry yourself to sleep.
hahaha i've done that too
This is going to end up being a "Good Night," sadly. I voted for it.
it's a classic move. my ex quoted it several times when we broke up.
2:53 and 3:07 youre douchebags. thats a shitty song and band. lets just not play stupid songs when we end a relationship.
no thts great and your pathetic for getting owned lk tht
4:00 = my new fucking hero
I wish I could get dumped like that. I'd be too focused on how awesome Free Bird is to even listen to my douchebag boyfriend.
I literally start my day with Free Bird.