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  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:16pm

    I had an ex play Dust in the Wind on the guitar when I was picking up my stuff from his house.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:33pm

    every post on this site is fake now that it has blown up. People just want to see if they can get on

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:07pm

    Dude, that totally happened tome too- my area code is 678. Think its the same guy??

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:28pm

    shitty song and band??? that song is nothing short of a musical masterpiece and that band was god's gift to southern rock... until he took that gift away in the shape of a plane crash and of course it was from the south cuz its awesome

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:43pm

    you should have queefed right in his mouth

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:59pm

    I'm not gonna say i broke up with a girl to this song, but the song kinda did it for me, it said what needed to be said. the being the case R.I,P. Dwayne.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:45pm

    i have done that same thing

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:51am

    "Californication" TV show reference?

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:06pm

    kyle, is this you? please tell me you didn't break up with ANOTHER girl to this song.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:12am

    Sounds like a good night for him. And it's a funny idea, but Skynyrd truly does suck.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:59am

    thats funny as hell though, i cant immagine you let him get through the whole song though. but i also agree that it would have been much funnier if it was on guitar hero.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:06pm

    There is no better break up song than Bomb The Music Industry's I Don't Love You Anymore. I voted bad night just because of the song choice. Did he play the entire song? Because that's a long break-up.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:00pm

    3:21 is an asshole. that song is amazing, and lynyrd skynyrd is considered one of the best bands of american history. go back to your own fucking country if you dont like it.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    hello insult, meet injury

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:44am

    epic, im going to use this next time i have to break up with a girl....

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:55am

    Great song but that breakup song idea is more retarded than Obama. And that's insulting to the mentaly chalenged.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:45pm

    lmfao @ 4:31 and 4:36.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:48pm

    I laughed harder @546 than I have laughed at this site in a while

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:30pm

    sounds like a kid...

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:12pm

    do this in high school when nothing really matters, it will be a great story when you're an adult

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:38pm

    At least he didn't play you a shitty song.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:29pm

    That is what we call OWNED ladies and gentlemen.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:06pm

    I knew this was from the south before looking at the area code.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:05pm

    AHAHAHAHA I would be absolutely fine with that breakup.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Uncle_Hammer on Mar 8, 10 at 6:23pm

    Skynyrd sucks? You suck!

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:02am

    everything else aside, at least this guys got class

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:07pm

    My high school gf used this same exact song. I was like "good guitar solo... now what did you want to talk to me about?" That was the only time in my life I've ever been dumped, incidentally.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:18pm

    Fuck someone stole my idea for greatest breakup in the universe!

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:59pm

    that would be fun if you were the breaker, but that would totally suck if you were the breakee... good song, though (:

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:02am

    I have a buddy who did this to a girl he dated in high school, except he told her he wrote it. She didn't figure it out for like 2 fucking years

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:36pm

    you can tell because they are all one liners with some stupid banal witticism. BULLSHT

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:21pm

    whoever did this is my new hero, fuck all of the other shit i 've read on here this is the best!!! i bet he had a mullet! extra points if so!

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:26pm

    haha that happened to my mom in highschool.thats a childish thing to do.what a chicken shit

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:34am

    the song would just make the breakup that much better

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:07pm

    i hope you broke down and cried your little eyes out bitch

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:47am

    thank god you're out of that relationship

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 1:41am

    Fuck you guys, Skynyrd is freakin amazing. Espcially that song

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:04am

    this song is AWESOME!

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:52pm

    its only good if he actually air guitared the guitar solo at the end, while naked and helicoptering his junk.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:21pm

    2:53 and 3:07 youre douchebags. thats a shitty song and band. lets just not play stupid songs when we end a relationship.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:51pm

    what song is it you wanna here?!?!?

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:55pm

    ahhhahaha oh no! that is horrible and hilarious

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:01pm

    What kind of a pussy breaks up with a song? Even if it is Free Bird?

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:43pm

    4:51 defiantly wins, hats off my friend.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:53pm

    3:21 get fucked. free bird is an awesome song. You probably sit in your room and listen to britney spears' "lucky" and cry yourself to sleep.

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:36pm

    Well hey you're freeeeee as birrrrrrrd now!!!

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:29am

    it's a classic move. my ex quoted it several times when we broke up.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:58pm

    It should be Too Short's song "Let My Nuts Go, Biatch!"

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:55am

    dont feel bad I was dumped to the song Apologize fml

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:08pm

    Lynyrd Skynyrd FTW!!!

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    not even a good break up song

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:12pm

    has happened to be .... pathedic.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:23pm

    That's pretty good but "Kissing you Good Bye" by Waylon Jennings would have been better. "Get you tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you good bye"

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:24pm

    haha I know someone that did this actually

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:02pm

    i just shat a quarter.... thought you would want to know that

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:46pm

    hahahahah oh my god, i had a guy do this to me too. i laughed. gooood riddance

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    how does this even get on here? it's not funny, it's pretty sad...

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:20am

    Look away, look away, look away, Dixie land...

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:52am

    i would be honored for this to be my break up song, actually.

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:05pm

    Face fuck her and call her a slut

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:40pm

    I have done it too, but it was on the radio by chance. I think she appreciated it.

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:55pm

    This is going to end up being a "Good Night," sadly. I voted for it.

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:22pm

    lame way of breaking up, but that song is EPIC

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:13pm

    It'd be funnier if he did it while playing it on Guitar Hero. And urinating on her foot.

  • 28 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:29am

    you cant change you need prayer.. its just that simple.. @toojiggy suck it!

  • 30 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:59pm

    I wish I could get dumped like that. I'd be too focused on how awesome Free Bird is to even listen to my douchebag boyfriend. I literally start my day with Free Bird.

  • 27 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:54am

    hahaha i've done that too

  • 35 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:46am

    Skynrd songs suck for any occassion except maybe if they played it at Jonestown when they all drank the kook-aid. The best breakup songs are by the Mentors and GG Allin. Look up the song titles yourselves and tell me I'm right, fuckers.

  • 28 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:15pm

    4:00 = my new fucking hero

  • 27 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    no thts great and your pathetic for getting owned lk tht