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  • Please stop w the "first" nonsense. All that proves is that you have too much time on your hands and a pathetic, boring life. Thank you. Managment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:04pm
  • oh god i know this girl.. hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:26am
  • Jeeeez people like that give italian girls a bad name :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Oh, I get it! It's funny because... Oh wait, it isn't. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Guidete means tours in Italian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:38am
  • what gets me is that ive seen friends submitting hilarious texts here (my friend mandie got one from her sister spouting how she would keep her in her closet if she became a zombie, it was very wtf), and they dont make it... but something like this does. wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:35am
  • Where's Jeff when you need him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Female music notation anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:15pm
  • HAHAHAH I went to highschool with this girl, probably the definition of a female TOOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:01am
  • Anthony....you tell Joey I left I my headband in back of his ma's car with my sprayless tanner. Freaking pumped for Belmar tonight!!!! So many spanks and Jagger BOMBS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:09am
  • 8:35.... not funny. At all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:43pm
  • omg i work with that girl, & i see her @ school all the time. occ ftw -_-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:49am
  • why would someone text their friend and say "at college"? fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 2nd 8:04 its clear your not "management" considering you cant even spell it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:06pm
  • the proper ending would be ette...not ete....803 was just correcting the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:06pm
  • i would say that proves that the world is already ending.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:04pm
  • What does guidete mean???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:15am
  • hahaha and rachel capra graduated from central regional in 08 so it is real..her sister marissa's a junior

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:35pm
  • yeah i see her a lot, too. it kills me. fucking Italian bitches think they own everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:14pm
  • @ 2:02...i don't think she was making fun of the fact that it was spelled wrong...moreso that anyone would want to broadcast this on their license plate. but i could be wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:52am
  • haha i fucking see her allll the time at school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:29am
  • a guidette is referring to a female guido, and if you don't know what those are, that sucks for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:03pm
  • The world's not ending in 2012 jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 7:25pm
  • I agree with a previous post. Guidette wouldn't have fit as it has 8 characters and NJ plates only hold 7 characters. Therefore, the OP is a moron for not knowing something this simple. Typical jersey stupidity. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:02am
  • Fuccckkiinnn Jerrsseeyyy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:07pm
  • that girl's name is rachel with the license plate..she graduated from high school 2 years before me and was definitely one of those girls you rolled your eyes at...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:26am
  • 8:35 I am sure that's probally the only way u can get laid! You probally have a little dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Why do people write this first stuff and other stupid nonsense on responses? It's distacting and annoying.. not to mention immature. You're just wasting space and ruining the experience for everyone. Alright, whatever you think you're cool, but please stop.. or at least hopefully the mods can start deleting that crap..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:39am
  • Cling clang go tha bell drip drop go the gel your shit in the well fuck with me ya go ta hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:36pm
  • 8:06(2) What really sucks is when someone thinks they're hot shit for correcting the spelling of another and can't even distinguish the proper use of your and you're. You've proven your superiority! Fucking retarded idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:58am
  • only a total nimrod would make their license plate "Guidete"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:05pm
  • im not sure if anybody really looked at this but if you read it, it says, gee you idiot, and i guess she just proved that all of you are! she wins!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:44am
  • worthless. this text is just stupid. boooooooooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:27am
  • guidete probably didnt fit you stupid idiots thats why there is a missing t and if that bitch who had the license plate really was a guidette she wouldnt know how to spell it in the first place. stupid motherfuckers man shitttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:49pm
  • yeah, this WOULD be from a jersey area code. i love my state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:44pm
  • NJ is full of guidos, but I wouldn't have it any other way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Quere the world iznt endidng any time soon so shut the fuck up Jesus christ Ur just a guckin idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Guidete means "you all drive/are driving" in Italian... coincidence?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:35pm
  • November 14, 2009 8:58AM : what.the.fuck is YOUR point? THIS ISN'T FUCKING ENGLISH CLASS IS IT? are you my teacher? HELL NO GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU POMPOUS-DICK goddamn. it's not like I said "ur" sincerely, 8:06 (2nd) <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:46am
  • Only in New Jersey...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:11pm
  • TICK TOCK knick knock poppin your shit up with a glock do a couple hitsa rock den gettin bills like Barack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:47pm
  • 8:03 if you had read the text carefully you would have seen it read "Guidete" not "guidette" and if you don't see the difference, that sucks for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:05pm
  • ...to 2:35 AM.. yeah these are stupid, but, no offense, that's not funny either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:45am
  • omg i see that bitch all the time black mustang drives like an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:10pm
  • I didn't realize there was a femme version of guidos. I guess theyre like the east coast version of our west coast bros and brohos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:57am
  • U guys r retarded it's real it said occ but they edited it when I submitted it if u don't like it don't hate motha fucka!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:00am
  • Hey lemme know I put some rhymes on here if u like it lemme get luv -kizzyb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:46pm
  • WTF does this have to do with 2012

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:07pm
  • That's stupid. It doesn't even make sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Go to bed young children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:40am
  • Coupla real shape shifter. Seat o the pants kickers hit ya in the knickers playa hand me the snickers let me hit this beat make ya move in ya feet hittin tricks like treats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Charles Rutherford once let a Guidete give him a little tongue!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:20pm
  • hahahah what town? i'm from 732 toooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:07am
  • say hi to rachel the 'guidete' she works @ shoprite in bayville LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:43pm
  • I raped this girl last night at a party she passed out on my buddies couch I just wanted to know if it really felt that good to donkey punch a girl. I think she knows what happened though and I've been stressing if she called the cops cause I didn't use a condom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:35pm