Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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