her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
