Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
He is an equal opportunity slut.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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