Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Randomize
