i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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