Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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