Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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