White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Randomize
