I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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I had to serve jury duty when i was 23. I never got selected for either of the cases that I had to go in for and was dismissed by the judge from the jury pool after the second one because I work the graveyard shift. He said that he can't order me to not go to work at night (unless sequestered) and if I got selected for a jury they'd have to be waking me up ever 5 minutes. It was tough to suppress my shit-eating grin as I walked out of the courtroom.
Fuck you firsty
I didn't say anything!
Dude I hated jury duty. They picked me cause I went to the same college as some dude. Should have mentioned I sleep through boring things before the case
Thanks for the advise. I just got called up. Beginning of the semester too. It's going to eat up my 'I don't feel like going' free pass misses.
call me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939
U in Annapolis court??
fuck the police