Ambien. No doubt about it.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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