Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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