So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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