check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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