I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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