i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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