Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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