i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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