The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Shut the fuck up Kevin.
blow me douchebag
who the fuck says floweth?
Swingers tend to be pretty careful about STDs, don't they?
yo Kevin 3 words.. hold ma dick
Twilight zone? Uh, that sounds exactly like the America I live in.
Weird and stupid text
sooo you're in east lansing?
I would like to know you.
Show1030 don't make fun of the virgin.
Thou art a rank common-kissing death-token.