I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He is an equal opportunity slut.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think I have vodka in my lungs
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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