But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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