So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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