So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
This is my gift to your gina
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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