I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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