I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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