fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
