ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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