How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I will pee on everything he values.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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