I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you had me at cake vodka
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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