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  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:11am

    2:50. I like it too, and no, not a virgin. But yes, this is creepy. I, however, REALLY want to know if he actually DID. If this isn't fake, which I'm voting it is.

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:21pm

    Guess what Edward has no blood so no boner for Bella lol

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:10am

    It could of been worse, she could have called you a Jonas brother.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:21am

    oh my god. props for keeping it up after that shit man.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:31am

    I'll be your Edward ;)

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:13pm

    ...are you an abusive stalker who breaks into houses to watch people sleep at night? If you're not... I'd tell "Bella" that, because she might get upset when she wakes up the next few nights and you're not standing at the foot of her bed staring.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:16pm

    Has anyone ever paused to realise that vampires wouldn't actually be able to have sex unless they'd JUST fed? No blood to get it up, durr.

  • 34 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:30am

    I'm Team Get a Life

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:42pm

    this is disgraceful.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:58pm

    Way to read Anita Blake, 7:16 Its barely half a rung above Twilight on the shit ladder

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:35am

    Ahaha. Oh "twi-hards"

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:34am

    Vampires and Wizards? People need to get a life. This shit isn't real.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:40am

    yeah and fuck the jonas brothers, they are so lame, lol!!!1! ...damnit, 2:10 beat me to it. but it's okay..

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:35pm

    god i can't wait until this twilight trend dies a horrible, miserable death and all of those fat virgins along with it.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:26am

    Edward, heartbeat or no, wouldn't be fucking anyone...that's the WHOLE POINT of the TERRIBLE BOOKS. Abstinence until marriage. Twilight megafans have swallowed Mormon agenda hook line and sinker because it's wrapped up in the disguise of romance. Gah.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:20am

    Do the world some good and kill her.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:42pm

    I keep thinking Belladonna, If thats right, shes a keeper...

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:53pm

    God, I can only imagine how many fucked up little girls are going to have the name Bella... get a life freaks, it's a movie.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:38pm

    7/19/09 8:25 hahahaha trueeee story

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:50am

    fuck all you who hate twilight im 22 and i looove twilight !

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:45am

    ugh. fuck twilight. vamps are so much more hardcore than fuckin edward cullen. what's the fun of being a vamp if you can't kill ppl? jesuchristo.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:57am

    I love that this is saskatchewan, lol good lord

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:08am

    ^^ and probably still a virgin

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:19pm

    Fuck u who said Robert Pattinson is ugly u don't fucking diss Cedric Diggory

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:43am

    Ugh. That's horrifying.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:37pm

    its not fake. urgh. and she really likes twilight...and the name bella...she also said " no not Isabella, just bella"

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:53am

    LMAO. "Call me Bella." It coulda been worst, though. She could have been all, "WTF, I THOUGHT IT WOULD SPARKLE."

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:39pm

    I like the twilight series... Edwards character in the book was interesting.. But once I saw who they had chosen to play him in the movie, I just said ewwwwww!! Not cute at all. Jacob is much better looking

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:35am

    i hope you left... twilight fans are CRAZY!

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:58am

    Love twilight it sounds like something I would say I would fuck Edward in a heart beat.....if be had one ; )

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:01am

    I fucking hate being named Bella. I can't go one day without a Twilight reference. Those books are shit.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:23pm

    if Twilight was a porn it would be so much better... you guys just aren't thinking about it from the right angle.... 29 yr old twilight fan... bite me

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:10pm

    Not in this insane twilight craze it isn't 11:48

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:50pm

    i love twilight. i just put up a new moon poster. (:

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:48am

    hmm... i thought it was just an italian girl telling him to call her beautiful.

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:44am

    I know a girl named Bella. She's a total bitch.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:55pm

    Isn't Bella the cat?

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:08am

    8:26-- OHNO. PROPAGANDA. Because abstinence is a hideous, harmful thing. (Eyeroll) More power to 'em, if they can find an audience for their message. That's what America is about, right?

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:18am

    You should have told that spider monkey that you wanted to climb on her back this time. St least she wasn't calling you Edward?

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:34pm

    i was gonna name my daughter isabella and call her bella but then this movie came out and i totally had to scratch that forever.....thanks twilight!

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:37am

    Worst night ever. Well at least if she wanted to be like Bella you had perfect license to beat her up and bruise her while you had sex! Fun times for everyone!

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:42pm

    I'm with 11:04, Belladonna is the only Bella.

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:04am

    I would have assumed she meant 'Belladonna' and that it was a code word for butsecks.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:20am

    In the 306? Aint no obese native girls named bella...hope u wraped that shit

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:14pm

    i wouldn't even be able to finish.

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:24pm

    2:50, you need to put down the box of twinkies and find a treadmill, and an imagination. Twilight is getting you nowhere.

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:08am

    I am a Twilightbook/movie fan, I am 35 years. I never get drunk so I can never ask people to call me Bella thank God. I am the black Sookie Stackhouse LOL.

  • 26 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:08am

    What about 18 year old twilight fans?

  • 30 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:25am

    Who cares? You're getting laid. I'll call a woman Mommy during sex if she asked me to. Good night, IMO.

  • 34 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:52pm

    8:26, that doesn't even make sense.

  • 28 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:01am

    Aww.. I love hardcore Twiards. They make me feel normal.

  • 26 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:38am

    thats halarious. hope u fucked her hard

  • 28 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm

    YEAHHHHHH I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! EDWARD RULES!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOO

  • 30 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:47am

    Ew @ 12 year old Twilight fan girls. They make me want to throw up.