she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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Guess what Edward has no blood so no boner for Bella lol
I'll be your Edward ;)
It could of been worse, she could have called you a Jonas brother.
oh my god. props for keeping it up after that shit man.
2:50. I like it too, and no, not a virgin. But yes, this is creepy. I, however, REALLY want to know if he actually DID. If this isn't fake, which I'm voting it is.
Has anyone ever paused to realise that vampires wouldn't actually be able to have sex unless they'd JUST fed? No blood to get it up, durr.
...are you an abusive stalker who breaks into houses to watch people sleep at night? If you're not... I'd tell "Bella" that, because she might get upset when she wakes up the next few nights and you're not standing at the foot of her bed staring.
its not fake. urgh. and she really likes twilight...and the name bella...she also said " no not Isabella, just bella"
hmm... i thought it was just an italian girl telling him to call her beautiful.
Vampires and Wizards? People need to get a life. This shit isn't real.
I'm Team Get a Life
Edward, heartbeat or no, wouldn't be fucking anyone...that's the WHOLE POINT of the TERRIBLE BOOKS. Abstinence until marriage. Twilight megafans have swallowed Mormon agenda hook line and sinker because it's wrapped up in the disguise of romance. Gah.
Fuck u who said Robert Pattinson is ugly u don't fucking diss Cedric Diggory
I love that this is saskatchewan, lol good lord
ugh. fuck twilight.
vamps are so much more hardcore than fuckin edward cullen.
what's the fun of being a vamp if you can't kill ppl?
I like the twilight series... Edwards character in the book was interesting.. But once I saw who they had chosen to play him in the movie, I just said ewwwwww!! Not cute at all. Jacob is much better looking
fuck all you who hate twilight im 22 and i looove twilight !
God, I can only imagine how many fucked up little girls are going to have the name Bella... get a life freaks, it's a movie.
I keep thinking Belladonna, If thats right, shes a keeper...
Ahaha. Oh "twi-hards"
god i can't wait until this twilight trend dies a horrible, miserable death and all of those fat virgins along with it.
Ugh. That's horrifying.
^^ and probably still a virgin
this is disgraceful.
8:26-- OHNO. PROPAGANDA. Because abstinence is a hideous, harmful thing. (Eyeroll) More power to 'em, if they can find an audience for their message. That's what America is about, right?
Do the world some good and kill her.
yeah and fuck the jonas brothers, they are so lame, lol!!!1!
...damnit, 2:10 beat me to it. but it's okay..
I am a Twilightbook/movie fan, I am 35 years.
I never get drunk so I can never ask people to call me Bella thank God.
I am the black Sookie Stackhouse LOL.
i was gonna name my daughter isabella and call her bella but then this movie came out and i totally had to scratch that forever.....thanks twilight!
I'm with 11:04, Belladonna is the only Bella.
i wouldn't even be able to finish.
Way to read Anita Blake, 7:16
Its barely half a rung above Twilight on the shit ladder
7/19/09 8:25 hahahaha trueeee story
LMAO. "Call me Bella." It coulda been worst, though. She could have been all, "WTF, I THOUGHT IT WOULD SPARKLE."
Love twilight it sounds like something I would say
I would fuck Edward in a heart beat.....if be had one ; )
You should have told that spider monkey that you wanted to climb on her back this time.
St least she wasn't calling you Edward?
I fucking hate being named Bella. I can't go one day without a Twilight reference. Those books are shit.
Isn't Bella the cat?
i hope you left... twilight fans are CRAZY!
Worst night ever.
Well at least if she wanted to be like Bella you had perfect license to beat her up and bruise her while you had sex! Fun times for everyone!
What about 18 year old twilight fans?
Not in this insane twilight craze it isn't 11:48
i love twilight.
i just put up a new moon poster. (:
Who cares? You're getting laid. I'll call a woman Mommy during sex if she asked me to. Good night, IMO.
if Twilight was a porn it would be so much better... you guys just aren't thinking about it from the right angle.... 29 yr old twilight fan... bite me
2:50, you need to put down the box of twinkies and find a treadmill, and an imagination. Twilight is getting you nowhere.
I would have assumed she meant 'Belladonna' and that it was a code word for butsecks.
Ew @ 12 year old Twilight fan girls.
They make me want to throw up.
8:26, that doesn't even make sense.
In the 306? Aint no obese native girls named bella...hope u wraped that shit
I know a girl named Bella. She's a total bitch.
thats halarious. hope u fucked her hard
Aww.. I love hardcore Twiards. They make me feel normal.
YEAHHHHHH I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! EDWARD RULES!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOO