gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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