I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
as a side note pls kill me
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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