This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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