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    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 8, 13 at 12:41pm

    I'm betting you were actually awakened by a sleep fart that you didn't consciously hear. There is rarely ever just one fart.

  • 47 85
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 9, 13 at 1:19am

    At least it wasn't a sleep shart. Be thankful for small favors.

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 8, 13 at 4:10pm

    The sound of chairs sliding as those near you made emergency "evacuations" of their own is what actually woke you...