Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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I'm betting you were actually awakened by a sleep fart that you didn't consciously hear. There is rarely ever just one fart.
At least it wasn't a sleep shart. Be thankful for small favors.
The sound of chairs sliding as those near you made emergency "evacuations" of their own is what actually woke you...