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  • I'm betting you were actually awakened by a sleep fart that you didn't consciously hear. There is rarely ever just one fart.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 8, 13 at 12:41pm
  • At least it wasn't a sleep shart. Be thankful for small favors.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 9, 13 at 1:19am
  • The sound of chairs sliding as those near you made emergency "evacuations" of their own is what actually woke you...

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 8, 13 at 4:10pm