Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drake has all the answers
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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