I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Your tits are I can't wait for
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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