she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?