Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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