remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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