You surviving the open bar?
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Three words: puerto rican gang bang
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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