I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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OP fails to mention it was his little sister.
that's so funny. you sound like a nice person.
^ Did you actually ask her to leave first though?
That's pretty fucked. I dono why you would do that. It's probally one of the grossest things you could ever get some one to drink
i puked in a my mouth a little. gross.
You are a colossal douche
what a douchecanoe (I cannot take credit for that word)
No one cares if it's fake. It's funny.
Of course it would be at TAMU-C. I am a girl that goes here and I would love to meet the guy who got a girl to do it and buy them a drink and some more dip.
Thats a texas fuck for you
Hey 9:00, it's spelled "genius."
And this guy is a douche.
haha someone from cana would do this...
I've seen it before... Only while she's drinking it... Afer its just sad and wrong... What an asshole... Unless she deserved it
11:04, there's no way she had to get her stomach pumped, you're a fuckin' moron.
by far my favorite from the longview greater area.
That's a lil disturbing.. My beat friends lil sis accidently grabbed my spit cup when we were all at the movies, took her about 2 seconds to start throwing up all over the place, it was DISCUSTING!
You're a nasty redneck piece of shit. People like you are the reason I moved out of the texoma area.
only some dumb ass from e-tex would do some shit like that!
omg thats the grossest thing i've ever fucking heard jesus get a life
oh of all things, this is the most fucking digusting! while dark beer is nasty in its own right, what kind of asshole would do this, exactly? he'd lose his nuts. just sayin.
That's absolutely disgusting. How is that girl that stupid? Dark beer? And I know it didn't taste like beer.
I got the OP to eat a turd log bc I told him it was a kit kat
you are a good person. lets be best friends.
dare accepted. i got a girl to suck my dick cuz i said that my cum and make her live forever if she swallows. beat that!
Hahaha that's fucking terrible. Hilarious though
That's disgusting. Seriously eww
epic. never thought about dark beer. try a coke bottle too. pretty funny to watch them have to clean it up after they puke it all back up
Haha fuck yeah, atta boy. Dippin some Cope right now.
Captain Pike would be proud
that is vile! ugh how could someone do that? and how did that girl not throw up after tasting it?!?!
Damn i love the south. And cope
not only are you already gross for having a spit cup but you are a huge douche and should probably be nice to girls that actually talk to you
That's really fucked up. Way to go, douchebag.
It was my ex girlfriend and TAMU-C baby!!
simply genius. Another good one to try, piss in a red cup right when the keg is running out and put it on top the keg, step 2: enjoy other's misery.
Fucking revolting! You sick fuck.
THAT IS LEGEND LMAO
made my friend drink my piss the first time he ever drank told him he wont like the taste but to chug i down neways :p
I pissed in a beer and gave it to an annoying girl who wouldn't leave our apartment. after she took a sip and realized she STILL wouldn't leave!
11:04 you're a fucking idiot. i had to eat a half a can of dip when i got hazed for the baseball team at my school. . not spit. a fucking can. it was revolting but i didn't have to get my stomach pumped. you fail.
you are officially my new hero!
This is fake. Read it in Playboy a while back....
I dare you to not be an asshole.
That's a pretty dickish thing to do. My friend's little sister did that accidentally once, and she had to get her stomach pumped.