Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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