this boner is exhausting
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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