Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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